May 28, 2002

i just ate some shredded cheese in a baggie that i bought from the store a couple of days ago. to my dismay i noticed a hole in the bag, but with total disregard for personal safety and reckless abandon i threw the cheese on my nachos and ate it anyway. so, the whole point of this is if i should die of some mysterious poison or something and the medical examiner is baffled, someone please tell him it was the shredded mild cheddar (albertson's brand).

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