last nite, as i was coming into my apt, a grass hopper that was as large as my head flew in and dive-bombed me before using the wall of my entry hall as a landing pad. in the midst of the chaos, i removed my sandal (an obviously inappropriate weapon for such a large creature - kinda like david and his slingshot) and ended the giant's life right then and there. i quickly disposed of the body and attempted to remove all traces of the evidence (spare legs, etc.). however, this morning i discovered that i overlooked a massive spot on the wall. it may take some serious elbow grease and 409 to get rid of that.

i hate bugs.