i am a Professional Services Engineer. or, more accurately, according to my business card i am an "Engineer, Professional Services." but let's call me a PSE (aka E,PS) for short. i'm sure you're scurrying through your mental rolodex of job titles and thinking "she may well be the first PSE i've ever known." and that might be true. but don't be too impressed just yet.

you might be wondering what exactly does it mean to be a PSE? well, i couldn't tell you. i personally think PSE sounds like a souped up title for someone working in an escort service. but of course that's not what i do. but i'll leave the truth shrouded in mystery for now.

so i'm interested to learn of other people's non-descript and/or utterly meaningless titles. i invite you to share with me.