i just lost another perfectly good shirt to the dryer. i always try to make a special effort to weed out potential "shrinkers" during the dryer loading process, but this one got past me. in the manner of a cotton chameleon, it camouflaged itself among my sheets and slipped by totally undetected. it even managed to avoid the cat litter moat lurking below.

i'd only gotten to wear the stupid shirt twice, dang it. i need to find a friend that's about the same size as me, but with significantly shorter arms. i could load them up with lots of shirts...