this morning i woke up in a state of extreme confusion (not an uncommon occurence). it took me several groggy minutes to think back to the activities of the day before in order to logically conclude that this was, in fact, tuesday. daily i waste minutes in this fashion.

i think a fantabulous invention would be a "ceiling clock" that would broadcast the date, time, and day of the week. as soon as i opened my eyes it would be there to equip me with all the critical information i need to make important morning decisions (i.e. hrmm...it's 6:08 on tuesday, do i have time to snooze?).

of course, this clock couldn't be so bright that it would disturb my sleep, but it must be big enough to be readable in a pre-glasses state. i'm in the process of obtaining a patent for this "Gentle-Bright" technology, so don't go tryin to steal my ideas or anything.