October 01, 2002

i can't taste a darn thing. i went to the dentist this a.m. and they used a power washer on my teeth, just like the one you use on sidewalks (except slightly smaller). they must have blown away all the taste buds while they were in there, because now everything tastes like white bread. i sure better have grown some new buds back by dinner, because i'm cookin up delicacies in my crock pot and i'll be upset if it ends up tasting like mrs baird's.

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