if bridget jones were me:
204 pounds (feels like), calories consumed before workout 247, calories burned during workout 198 (v.bad as didn't even manage to cancel out pre-workout calorie consumption), times wished was anywhere but work 18 (reasonable), snacks eaten at desk out of sheer boredom 9 (shameful)

5:28am Awoke to sound of cats fighting outside bedroom window. Could cats not reschedule fight for daylight hours and/or different location?

5:50am Alarm clock. Ugh. Should be illegal to rise before the sun for purpose of punishing body at gym.

8:01am Arrive at work.

8:06am Hmm...wonder if too early to make lunch plans.

9:28am Storm through office halls in manner of very busy and important business professional in order to instill awe and jealously in coworkers. Arrive at restroom, pleased to see am joined only by the cleaning lady who also believes I am busy and important.

10:59am Am hungry. Hrmph, is too early for lunch.

11:01am Any time after 11:00 is appropriate for lunch.

11:02am Where to go for lunch? Would ask Jamie and Jennifer for preferences, however both are Smug Mothers at home with their Sick Children. Hmph. Must
eat lunch alone.

12:44pm Have decided to go to nearby Galleria to return cute top that unfortunately looked cuter on hanger than on me. Bright side is will add a much-needed $40.12 to my dwindling bank balance. Will celebrate unexpected income with cookie at the mall.