January 21, 2003

Some of you have probably heard my theory on annual auto inspections, so feel free to skip this entry. But for the rest of you, read on to see the results of my extensive research.

Thesis: By systematically delaying one’s annual state auto inspection, one can gain a "free" inspection in the seventh (7th) year of car ownership.

Equipment Used: One 1996 Toyota 4-Runner.

Duration of Experiment: Seven (7) years, including six (6) years of paid inspections and one (1) year’s “free” inspection.

Historical Data: Although the car was manufactured in 1996, the current owner did not acquire it until 1997, at which point the next inspection due date was April 1998.

Assumptions: The experiment assumes that the sticker given at the time of inspection reflects the current month, not the month of the actual inspection due date.

Process: The following table details inspection due dates for a period of seven (7) years as well as the actual dates the inspections were performed.

YearDue Date
(as seen on sticker)
Actual Date of InspectionMonths Gained
1998April 1998May 19981
1999May 1999July 19992
2000July 2000August 20002
2001August 2001November 20012
2002November 2002February 20033
2003February 2004April 20042
2004April 2005----
  Total Months Gained:12


Summary: As of April 2004, which will mark approximately seven (7) years of car ownership, I will have realized a total savings of $27.00 (current cost of Emissions Testing in Texas).

Legal Notice: The results of the experiment are reproduced here solely for the scientific edification of the readership. Researchers emphasize the fact that a single ticket received for an expired sticker would outweigh (and thereby nullify) any financial benefits realized through the experiment. The creator of the experiment does not recommend that any reader try this experiment at home. Furthermore, the creator cannot be held liable in a court of law or any higher institute of justice for any damages ensuing from said experiment.