OH MY GOSH!!!!! have just realized that zipper was down. my zipper was DOWN! why did i have to wear the shorter shirt today?!

i'm replaying the morning's events to determine if anyone might have noticed. let's see... starbucks boy acted weird. elevator man averted eyes. cleaning lady smirked.

will never be asked out by starbucks boy. will never be taken seriously at work again. am total social and professional disaster.