i've been wearing the same shirt for the greater part of 36 hours. i've alternated between a single fleece and sweater for 13 long days. my jeans have stretched to 3x their original size. my hair has 2 inch roots and is so shaggy that a pony tail is the only acceptable style. my eyebrows are getting a bit Burt-ish. i am disgusting. never have i gone so many consecutive days looking like complete and utter doodie. this would be an acceptable look if i was on a camping trip - at least then everyone would expect me to look a bit granola. as it is, i just look like i have no concern whatsoever for personal hygiene. truth is, i can be quite vain, but at this point there's just nothing i can do about. i've got laundry and salon dates scheduled for the moment i arrive back in fort worth, but until then i'm destined to look like a bad birkenstock commercial. earlier tonight, when i was waiting in line for the restroom, somebody told me i looked like jodie foster. i'm not sure what this says about me, or about jodie foster.