i have a new idea for how to make a living without working. i'll tell you, but you MUST keep it under wraps or it won't work.

i'm going to write a book entitled How to Make a Living Without Working: Surefire Tips and Tricks for the Unitiated. on the back of the book i will list several satisfied customer quotes that will, no doubt, draw the reader in. the book will be shrink-wrapped so that people must actually buy the book to view its contents. but here's the kicker: there's nothing actually in the book - just blank pages! sure, people will be hacked off, but i'll already have their money. by the time the masses catch on, i will have already made enough in sales to support myself for several years.

would you like to pre-order a copy today?