today's the big day, my friends. i'm going to drop off my starbucks application. with a little luck, i'll be wearing a green apron in no time. of course, if you'll recall from the Exit Game Olypmics, i do look better in orange, but what can a person do?

green, orange, whatever. it will be nice to draw a paycheck again, this time from outside the confines of the cubicle. i'm also hoping that a return to productive society would provide some good blogging material. i hate to admit it, but somehow the cube has managed to contribute more material than the pool.

let me jump back to the topic of "orange" for a moment. last week, in a moment of desperation for hot wings, my friend and i went to hooters. let me go on record by saying that their wings were disgusting. the people that say they go to hooters "just for the wings" are the same people that claim they buy girlie mags "just for the articles." uh huh, riiiiight.