the kinds of customers that annoy me:

• ones that gripe loudly about the prices, but order drinks anyway


• ones that set purses on the counter large enough to house Big Bird


• ones that can't hit the toilet in the men's room


• ones that have deeply personal conversations on their cell phones while ordering


• ones that throw $4.68 (in change) on the counter and tell me to count it


• ones that place their greasy paws on every available glass surface