today my panties were, quite literally, in a wad.

i was pulling clothes out of the washing machine to put into the dryer. all was going well until i came across a particularly stubborn group of garments that refused to dislodge. a brief inspection revealed that an unruly pair of underwear had gone awry and was holding half the load hostage. it's a wonder my clothes were still breathing after having endured the spin cycle bound mercilessly to the spinner by a single leg of my underwear. after tugging for several minutes i finally grabbed a pair of scissors and stabbed the underwear. in death, the grip relaxed and my clothes flew free.

i'm gonna miss that pair.