despite living in texas, there really are few opportunities to wear shorts in december. therefore, it is possible to go for quite some time without getting a good look at your legs.

today i had the opportunity to see my legs. more specifically, i had the opportunity to see the half-inch hairs blanketing my legs like some poor imitation rabbit coat. i was appalled and secretly marveled that i could go for so long without paying significant attention to over one half of my body mass. maybe i do have what it takes to be on survivor. or maybe i am just disgusting. at any rate, i've added a "Shave Legs" note to my outlook task list to help keep this growing concern under wraps.