there are many things i hate about walmart, but there is one thing i love: i love that i can go looking completely skanky and not feel the least bit embarrassed. where else can you go wearing just the clothes you slept in plus a nubby fleece?

in other walmart news... i've decided that i spend approximately $1 for every minute i'm in the store. as part of a scientific study, i've applied this formula to my last three visits and it has held true.