i clip coupons. i am a coupon clipper. i receive up to 50% savings on the items of my choosing. i even spend up to twenty minutes on the cereal aisle, debating whether i would prefer (2) boxes of post or (2) boxes of general mills cereal (today i preferred general mills). this morning i realized over $13 in savings!

thanks, anna, for teaching me the art of snagging sunday coupons out of the starbucks paper bin. thanks, mom, for having led a lifelong example of coupon clippery. i am indebted (at least $13) to you both.