mmm

I just had a private moment in my kitchen with some honey baked ham. The dog was watching, which made me feel uncomfortable and a little guilty; That ham was for tomorrow.

I stood in a line of 30 plus people yesterday to get that ham. The initial line was out the door and then, once to the door, they started filing people through in a zig-zag fashion, like we were waiting for an amusement park ride. As a matter of fact, I even said aloud (to no one in particular), "It's like Six Flags in here!" Of course, no one acknowledged me.

Even still, it only took 15 minutes to get the goods. Those ham artists are good at what they do.

Honey Baked Hams, I am thankful for you.